Funny Sayings by Macy & Molly

Today, as we were getting out of the car to go into school, Macy said:
Macy: Mommy, do you have lipstick on?
Me: Yes
Macy: Mommies wear lipstick
Me: They sure do
Macy: So, if you don't wear lipstick, then you're the daddy

I just had to laugh!! Then, when I picked up Macy from school her teacher told me this story:
Ms. Ann: Let's all play dress up. Macy, why don't you put on this tie.
Macy: Oh no, Ms. Ann...mommies don't wear ties, daddies wear ties.
Ms. Ann: Oh Macy, we are just playing dress up. You can wear the tie.
Macy: Oh, but Ms. Ann...mommies just don't wear ties, daddies do.

You just can't outsmart a 4 year old, now can you?

Molly is funny when it comes to the names of her teachers. Their actual names are Ms. Roseanne and Ms. Kathy. Molly calls them Ms. Row-anne and Ms. Shaw-She. Now, if I ask her what their names are, she will say Ms. Roseanne and Ms. Ka(fee). But I think she likes to be funny with her teachers. They just love her so much.

Molly also calls her swimsuit, her swim-sloop. Hilarious! And she calls her friend, Emma Grace, Maw Grace.